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What has happened to the hoppits? What has happened to the hoppits? Their gardens have all been destroyed! The hoppits have been enslaved by the orcs. THe hoppits have been forced to work on fracking the ground! Deep underground they will dissolve the mineral wealth under the ground! Who cares if it causes and earthquake? Who cares if it poisons the water? As long as the evil gnomes get paid, and the orcs get to feast on hoppit's blood.
I know you're here to help, but please leave. The orcs will surely kill us if you are seen. Don't you know that now the orcs have tanks? Given to them by the gnomish banks. All you can do is summon the forest protector. She will know what to do. Find your way to the druids. They will show the path to you. And forget about me and my company in slavery.

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Yee Olde Dragon Master's Guide to the Mighty Labyrinth Quest Oakland, California

Yee Olde Dragon master has awakened after 10,000 years of slumber, to bring high quality fantasy role playing choose your own adventure rock to the masses and to unite the nerd kingdoms under one banner, the icosohedral banner of the Mighty Labyrinth Quest! ... more

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